Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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