I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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