Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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