every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Randomize
