i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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