Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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