no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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