Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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