I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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