I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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