why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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