Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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