I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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