i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We have started to decorate penises.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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