your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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