Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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