Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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