someone owes me an orgasm
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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