Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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