I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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