you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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