Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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