oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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