wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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