the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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