Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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