Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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