i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
