windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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