Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..