If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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