Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
How external is "for external use only"?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
