I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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