I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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