So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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