Sry I called you an 8
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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