these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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