Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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