Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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