Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.