he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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