Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars