I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.