Nicole vs. Life
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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