I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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