The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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