Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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