Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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