New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
