Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Randomize
