Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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