You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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