so that wasnt chicken after all
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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