I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
not ubering you a puppy
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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