Heybabeimwearingurpanties
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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