Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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