She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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