is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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