I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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