Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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