just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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