I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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