too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
