she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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