belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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