Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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